askbutterscotch:

i could see that. 

i would watch that.

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inlovewithitalianfood:

you know when you see a picture on your dash and it hasn’t loaded yet but from reading the description/comments you can almost tell what it is and you want to reblog it but it isn’t loading so eventually you just get fed up and reblog it anyway even though it’s still just a white square and you just have to hope it’s not something terrible 

it’s like the tumblr version of russian roulette 

(via i-am-my-only-king)

I may be sober right now, but it still pisses me off when kids have been smoking weed for less than a year and they think that they’re the shit. Like no. So many posers in my town it almost hurts to live here.

celeryandhummus:

our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s

they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”

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th0-r:

This is why I love this man.

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dirkstr8der:

the-winchester-initiative:

cryonetics:

snorlaxatives:

*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*

What a turn on.

Get out.

why does everyone say get out when somebody makes a pun dont get out get in here and make more puns

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